Ring my bell

This could possibly be my last post ever as I think I might be dying of sun poisoning. Yes, that's right, my life is ending b/c I didn't put on the appropriate SPF (why on earth would I think 4 would be enough?) I just wanted to be tan, to look "thin" thanks to the camouflauging aspect that dark brown skin has to offer. But the bright red- doesn't quite have the same effect (in fact, it adds an element of looking like a tomato...aka round...aka fat). And now I feel like I have the flu and even wearing a bra is killing me. Too bad I don't have breasts appropriate for going braless.

This weekend was pretty much a wash. Friday night I did nothing (unless you count watching the OC as something..but omg the rape scene was great). Saturday night I went to a party w/ my friends Jessica and Justin but ended up going back home after an hour b/c I got my very first migraine (yeah!!!!). It was terrible- it felt like my head had a heartbeat....the pulsating was unbearable. It made me so nauseaus all I could do to ease the pain was to lie motionless on the couch w/ my eyes closed. I'm sure you're thinking, "Please tell us more Reagan, oh please!" but I'm going to stop now w/ any talk of my weekend ailments. Oh, but while I was doing this I was listening to an old episode of Saturday Night Live on E! when not once, but two times the program was interruped by Guilana Depandi (this prob isn't the correct spelling but I don't care enough to look it up) with breaking news: According to their inside sources, Jennifer Garner is with child. What is the world coming to when this is considered breaking news? I know it wasn't CNN (though I'm sure they did a news story on it as well) it was E! so what else would I expect. And I know I buy into a lot of sh*t (half of what I write here isn't even on par w/ what they write in In Touch), but why why why do we care if she is or isn't? Why do we care about Angelina and Brad (hello idiots, they've been using the same f*cking pictures to write 50 dif news stories)? Why do we even pay attention when it's announced that Paris and Nicole are no longer friends? You want an interesting story...announce that J. Garner is pregant, but that Ben's not the father. Now that, I would pay attention to. Or pay more attention to.

I know this is a very "uncool" thing to say "(and I am the epitome of cool...someday I will say this and mean it, which will mean I'm not actually cool but rather lame and delusional)...but there are too many bands out there for me to stay in the loop. Of course, I don't really try- I listen mainly to 103.1 and rarely buy cd's...I subscribe to Spin and Rolling Stone but don't actually read the reviews. I just scan them. Then when someone says "Yeah [insert band name here] is awesome" I can nod along b/c even though I haven't heard them I've heard of them and that's just a couple levels below actually being a fan. Sometimes being a fan is too much effort. It means buying multiple cd's (to be a hard core fan, the complete collection is essential) and knowing personal information about band members, such as what they look like, what instrument they play, who they're dating, etc. As you can tell, I'm a busy girl and don't have the time for such frivolous things.

Last but not least...I'm feeling v. sexually frustrated (and where better to express my frustrations that on my blog). Maybe I should start responding to the cabana boy submissions. That would be a def low point in my life, esp for someone who's said she will never ever use a personal ad to meet someone. It's just creepy and wrong. Esp when you consider this guy is the type who responds to them:
How are you going to pay me? And after I fuck you so hard that it will hurt for you to pee a week beyond our session. So prep and respond as I can be quite busy...
That's sweet.
R.